Aliens of the world unite.

You know what's disappointing about UFOlogosit?  The lack of pictures.  Most articles are text heavy

and the one article that does have pictures, the photos aren't of aliens at all but planes.  Regular, run of the mill planes.

If that's an UFO, our recent trip to the USA was a lot different than I remember it being.

The lack of pictures is a pity, because if there were pictures, it would be a veritable multicutural plethora of aliens.   In one issue of UFOlogist, we have:

• Underwater aliens in Russia - 'mysterious underwater swimmers, very human-like, but huge in size (almost three meters in height!)'
• Dog or gorilla shaped aliens in Brazil (the accounts differ) - 'an enormous swift-moving ape that moved on all fours with large red eyes', 'a colossal dog that reeked of carrion'
• Cat shaped aliens in France and Spain - 'a hideous feline shape that darted into the surrounding darkness'
• Humanoid aliens in England (Finally! I was begining to think the animal aliens were taking over) - 'three very tall humanoids... their silver suits had no zippers, buttons or seams'

Given that UFOlogist hasn't given me pictures, I went in search of my own, with varying degrees of success.

The dog/gorilla alien could be from Alien 3:

The scuba diving aliens seemed to have combined with the cat aliens (which, let's face it - feline shape disappearing into the night?  Sounds like your standard backyard moggy to me):

But my greatest success was with the humanoids.  Tall, shiny tight silver suit, no zips?  Oh my god, they found Seven of Nine!